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A man named Michael Beadle lives in a rural town in western Kansas. A local law dictates that Beadle must wear earplugs twenty-four hours a day, every day. A copy of this same law is on the books in the Department of Defense. Some of Beadle's neighbors claim to have seen lights and strange patterns in the sky over his house.

There are seven words in every Gideon's Bible - y'know, the one they stuff in every hotel room - that can't be found in any other bible. If you repeat those seven words to yourself while grasping the doorknob to your room, the door will open to any hotel room in the world. Of course, if you want to control where you're going, you'll need to know the Gideon's Key - one more inserted word, unique to each copy, that acts as an index for each room.